Wednesday, May 11, 2005

I'm gunna give you all my love, in the back seat....

Mmm... coffee. Wash away all those nasty rants of mine... Well perhaps not entirely.

I have been a bad bad blogger but I do have my reasons.. however flimsy and tied up with my laaazy laziness they are...

Ich hasse de Neurocam... Oh yes I do... I hasse them so much. I'm so overly tired of people's bullshit. It's gone well beyond the bounds of entertaining and is now dancing on entertainings not so fresh grave over in tiresomeville... I swear... One more poorly faked scandal, one more thinly disguised story posing as fact, one more piece of shit nutbag ranting about a friggin brownie and I'm going to throw in the towel altogether...

Where has fun neurocam gone? There's no mystery left in this relationship. No seduction, no subtlety. No romance. It's all... if i continue this analogy along to the tits and pussy conclusion it was naturally coming to it's going to make me look like a total prude but I'm talking metaphorically here....

The bickering and bullshit... too much! The picking over old stories and putting your own spin on them, not fun. If this is the way Neurocam was intended to go... well... my resignation letter could soon be in the mail.

On another cheerie note- Woo! Mother's day! There had to be a quantifiable bonus to having the kiddo... Mother's day is it, for sure. I may not have any of the monies or the freedoms I had but by gum! I have a whole new present day! Mmm.. presents... and pancakes in bed... Mmmm... and CHOCOLATES!

There aint nothing better than a box of chocolates... Nothing! It's not even about the chocolate itself... It the whole individual packaging that gets me... and the box. And the mineness of it. Mmm. Love it!

And I got Gwen Stephani. Mmm... Gwen. And she's putting me in a better mood. This whole post is going to have me sounding utterly unstable and vaguely bi-polar..

Bananas...

posted by johana at 4:57 pm

17 Comments:

  • No mystery, romance or seduction? Perhaps you're right... but nothing happens by itself! [Plots One more poorly faked scandal involving mystery and romance]

    As for the brownie, I SWEAR I mentioned a brownie in the context of a tastey brown sugary snack in a little plastic box not too big and not too small and nothing more.

    By Blogger Hamish, at 10:17 pm  
  • Surely it'll be a few years before Bu is making you pancakes?

    >And I got Gwen Stephani.

    What do you plan to do with her?

    By Blogger teigan, at 9:39 am  
  • Amen to your Cam rant, Jo. I've been procrastinating on writing pretty much the same thing for about two weeks now. Hence the nothingness currently on my site.

    Teigan: XADE makes the pancakes, man. Mother's Day giftees are as much from daddio (or the man in Mom's life) as they are from the offspring. Men, take note of this fact.

    Happy belated Mother's Day, Jo!

    By Blogger hester, at 1:22 pm  
  • I wouldn't know; we don't celebrate commercial holidays in my family..

    By Blogger teigan, at 2:23 pm  
  • Why does Mother's Day have to be commercial, Teigan? You can do something nice for a person who deserves it without spending one red cent.

    By Blogger hester, at 3:43 pm  
  • Eh? I'm all for doing nice things for one's mother, involving expenditure or otherwise. You're missing the point, which Mother's Day is an occasion created and perpetuated entirely for reasons of commerce. Why does it have to be commercial? Why does an elephant have to be a pachyderm?

    By Blogger teigan, at 4:54 pm  
  • I mean, yeah, you could in theory celebrate mother's day without spending any money. But if everyone did that, they'd cease to promote it and it would cease to exist.

    It's concievable people might now be so attached to the meme that they'd continue to celebrate it anyway, without being prompted to by our corporate overlords.

    In that event, I might be persuaded to get on board.

    But it's redundant really. Most mothers already have birthdays.

    By Blogger teigan, at 5:40 pm  
  • In closing I'd just like to add, in a concilliatory tone, that any excuse for chocolate is a good excuse.

    By Blogger teigan, at 5:52 pm  
  • Damn, you beat me to an eerily similar (without the JoJo-isms) email I was about to send to Neurocam...
    (Right Teigan?)
    Anything else I say now will only sound half-baked and redundant - but I think I'll go ahead and write about something else on my blog then.
    Like where's my assignment Charles?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:37 am  
  • I've become so sick of the things I read online in some of the Blogs and on the boards. It's hard to see such an awesome group of peeps get torn apart like this. This is not what Neurocam is about.

    -Offline Op

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:13 am  
  • Kudos, Jo. You hit the nail on the head.

  • "teigan said...
    In closing I'd just like to add, in a concilliatory tone, that any excuse for chocolate is a good excuse. "

    You know that if the concilatory comment hadn't appeared you would have been banned, you (obviously) chocolate hating fiend...

    I'm so glad that I wasn't the only one thinking this though... I so hope that this wasn't the grand plan for how things were supposed to work out. If so - very dissapointing. There's also hope that it's just a transistion phase of some sort but I just wish that those taking it upon themselves to fill the void would either quit it...

    RK101 -
    *extended rant deleted*

    Perhaps you need to read a few more blogs and become a little more involved to find out if how real the Neurocam experience can be and why so many cammers are peeved with the way it's headed...

    As for the sweeping generalisations and misplaced slander- I can't even be bothered...

    Who am I getting spanked by, sunshine?
    And who are you planning to petition??

    *petty but amusing comment ruefully retracted*

    By Blogger johana, at 6:58 pm  
  • Honey... I honestly have no idea what you're talking about... I have never commented on the Neuroboards. Never on Chesh's blog. Never, in relation to this, at Beltaines blog. And never ever at Titans blog...

    When did Titan "finger me" (eeewwww!)??? When did I ever become connected to COL??? When did I cover anything up???

    Seriously, fuck off.

    By Blogger johana, at 7:41 pm  
  • >You know that if the concilatory comment hadn't
    >appeared you would have been banned, you
    >(obviously) chocolate hating fiend...

    I resent that! My commitment to chocolate is sincere and profound. It's mothers I can't abide.

    By Blogger teigan, at 9:04 am  
  • Teigan, thank you for making me laugh after a long, shitty day.

    CP, it seems Gertie busted out the Fucken Whip (see Tript's latest). Discipline!

    Could there be hope yet?

    By Blogger hester, at 2:04 pm  
  • Denial is Admission...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:34 pm  
  • Go Jo!

    It'a about time that someone pointed out the obvious. A few people were on the point of ruining it for all of us. Now that it looks like management are ready to take action, maybe we'll see the BS dry up and we'll get back to what it's supposed to be about.

    As for RK101 - don't know if you're paying attention mate, but the tide's turning against you.

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